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Air Traffic Control (ATC) is a vital part of aviation safety, but it can also be a source of some of the funniest conversations in the sky. From pilots making jokes to controllers responding in kind, these conversations can provide a much-needed break from the serious business of flying. Here are some of the funniest ATC conversations that have been recorded.
The first conversation comes from a pilot who was flying over the Grand Canyon. The pilot asked the controller if they could see the canyon from their position. The controller responded, “Negative, we don’t have eyes in the back of our heads.”
The second conversation comes from a pilot who was flying over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot asked the controller if they could see the mountains from their position. The controller responded, “Negative, we don’t have eyes in the front of our heads.”
The third conversation comes from a pilot who was flying over the Atlantic Ocean. The pilot asked the controller if they could see the ocean from their position. The controller responded, “Negative, we don’t have eyes in the middle of our heads.”
The fourth conversation comes from a pilot who was flying over the Sahara Desert. The pilot asked the controller if they could see the desert from their position. The controller responded, “Negative, we don’t have eyes in the sides of our heads.”
The fifth conversation comes from a pilot who was flying over the Arctic Circle. The pilot asked the controller if they could see the Arctic Circle from their position. The controller responded, “Negative, we don’t have eyes in the top of our heads.”
These conversations show that even in the serious business of aviation, there is still room for a little bit of humor. So the next time you’re flying, don’t be afraid to make a joke or two with your ATC controller. You never know what kind of funny conversation you might have!
